Wot?! No Nick Clegg...

I prefer George Osborne to Cameron (or he photographs well anyway - he didn't look particularly sexy on Channel 4 News).

But it's all about recognition, which is why no one was voting for the genuinely dreamy Nick Clegg whom I have no doubt would be far more engaging company on a date than either Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom (for starters...). Ever seen a romantic comedy where a woman falls for inarticulate eye candy? No? Exactly. Heck, he might even be able to ACT! Think Brad and Orlando can act? Troy will rapidly disbuse you of this notion - Eric Bana acted. Brad and Orlando were employed as animate scenery items.

Yet ANOTHER reason to vote Chris Huhne for Lib Dem leader - he isn't half-bad really.

The full list is here.

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