10 things I will never do...

Paul Linford tagged me ages ago with this... Bit of a hard one since never say never... but... in no particular order:

1. Conform
2. Vote BNP
3. Mark Oaten, 'acts of unspeakable degradation'... Do I need to say any more?
4. Buy a Mills & Boon novel (do those things still exist?)
5. Eat octopus (or pulpo in Spanish)... or eel...
6. Grow a beard
7. Read "That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between"
8. Take a vow of silence
9. Knit bootees
10. A PhD (again)