Fancy a squirrel... it fell off the hull of the Titanic

For those who don't watch the patchily excellent Bremmer, Bird and Fortune - switch on your television at 8:10 pm on Saturday. If you haven't got a television, go around and watch a friends' (or something).

Last Saturday he picked up on this story from over the summer, questioning what happened if you simultaneously impersonated a traffic warden AND attempted to sell a grey squirrel. Kind of "Your car is illegally parked... erm, and fancy a squirrel". He also did this amusing sketch telling the British public how they would know a friend or family member was planning to enter the hull of the Titanic so they could alert the authorities.